Blogging on the Bog

I'm not ashamed to admit I'm writing this post whilst on the toilet.

I have often found the toilet to be extremely comfortable to read and/or write on. I believe this is because the toilet seat is designed with the utmost comfort in mind.

Comfort = Comfortable. It's that simple.

In Japan (among other places - I'm sure) they like to use electrically heated toilet seats. This makes for an even more comfortable experience as there is no need to use excess body heat to
raise the temperature of the seat to the same as the posterior.

Sometimes it is so cold that just thinking about the act of placing my naked behind on the cold ceramic throne makes me shiver in fright. However, these things must be done.

So on! In the name of human functions!

R.E

WHAAAT?

I'm back?
Are you sure?
No.
It can't be true.
Is this really happening?
Well...probably not, but, you know, I kind of missed this blog.

Blogging went through a phase: It was unheard of. It was heard of. It was used. It was abused. It was used by all and now, it is used by some. Some = me.

I'm sick. Cold-sick (for those of you that thought I meant Sick in the head-sick or throw up-sick).

I'll get over it.

I'm planning on traveling ALL around the world next year. It will be my 'maturation holiday'.

That is all.

D.S