That time again

Yes. That's right. It's approximatley that time of the month again. I'm pleased to present yet another comic from the highly intellectual minds of the Suicidal Donkey Company.




Wow...another great piece of legitimate entertainment.

O.R.

Was it worth the time?

Try to learn something new.

Oh, and a warning - this post does contain one word of foul language. I'm sure you'll pick up when it occurs.

• If I was a continent I'd be: South America
• If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: a wave pool
• If I was a piece of candy I'd be: M&Ms
• If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: Flinders Street Station
• If I was a store I'd be: Target
• If I was a profession I'd be: a psychologist
• If I was a shoe I'd be: Converse All Stars
• If I was a bad habit I'd be: biting nails
• If I was a swear word I'd be: fuck
• If I was a ice cream flavour I'd be: vanilla
• If I was a disease I'd be: amnesia
• If I was a board game I'd be: Cranium
• If I was a feeling I'd be: lethargy
• If I was a president I'd be: President of the Family Guy Fan Club
• If I was a war I'd be: The war between Pepsi and Coca-Cola
• If I was a city I'd be: Melbourne
• If I was a celebrity I'd be: Jack Black
• If I was a brand of toothpaste: Colgate
• If I was a currency I'd be: Euro
• If I were a month, I'd be: January
• If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday
• If I were a planet, I'd be: Earth
• If I were a sea animal, I'd be: a dolphin
• If I were a direction, I'd be: place into a pre-heated oven for 10 minutes or until golden brown.
• If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a really comfy sofa that you could easily fall asleep on.
• If I were a sin, I'd be: Gluttony
• If I were a liquid, I'd be: water
• If I were a tree, I'd be: a palm tree
• If I were a bird, I'd be: a hummingbird
• If I were a tool, I'd be: a hammer
• If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a hedge
• If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: a fine 25 degrees for the rest of the week
• If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a drum machine
• If I were an animal, I'd be: a dog
• If I were a vegetable, I'd be: a lettuce
• If I were a sound, I'd be: the sound of the constant movement of a train
• If I were an element, I'd be: earth
• If I were a car, I'd be: a blue MG Roadster with two white racing stripes down the centre.
• If I were a song, I'd be: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
• If I were a book, I'd be: a book on U.S. theme parks from someone who has never visited them
• If I were a food, I'd be: A hamburger
• If I were a material, I'd be: canvas
• If I were a taste, I'd be: vanilla
• If I were a smell, I'd be: vanilla
• If I were a word, I'd be: maglicious
• If I were a body part, I'd be: a forearm
• If I were a facial expression, I'd be: boredom
• If I were a shape, I'd be: a rectangle
• If I were a number, I'd be: 104
  

So in answer to the question in the title: Not really - but that's my opinion - and, yes, I do know that 'biting nails' didn't have a hyperlink...that's something for you to do.

O.R.

"All the things that make us laugh and cry"

Yes! That's right! Family Guy is returning. After being cancelled but selling way OUT (and I mean way way out) in the DVD department, FOX has decided to 'uncancel' Family Guy!

Editor's note: For readers that are unaware of what Family Guy is please do some research - I can't be bothered doing it for you.

Sunday, May 1st 2005 is the day you want to remember. 9 pm - the time. FOX - the "iffy" network. Unfortunatley, for me, however, it will probably take quite a while for the new season to come through to Australia. But it will return!

O.R.

Post Script: Don't think that because I've posted two days in a row that you'll be getting another post tomorrow - or even in the next week. You'll could be slightly dissapointed if you do.

The second of several...

After quite a long hiatus I'm back.

I'll be back with more later, but so you don't feel like I've manipulated you into selling your soul to me for a 2B pencil, here's the second comic from The Suicidal Donkey Company:



O.R.

The first of several...

Welcome to this post.

You'll notice that this is the first post that has no "Currently listening to:" 'section'. That was mainly because I couldn't be stuffed, but let's just pretend that it's because it was a crappy 'section'.

Secondly, this post includes the very first comic produced by The Suicidal Donkey Company.

Filled with vivid imagery and philosophical debate, this series of comics will delve deep into your daily life, filling the void that was once jam-packed full with thoughts about meanigless reality TV and ear-damaging, techno remakes of songs from the 60's, 70's and 80's.

So without anymore distracting ado, here it is:



O.R.